bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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