Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
Randomize
