doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
People in love make me want to vomit
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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