Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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