You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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