For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I want to walk on stilts...naked
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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