i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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