No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Randomize
