I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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