I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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