WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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