How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Randomize