4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
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