I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
only if we run a train.
done.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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