You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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