I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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