where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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