fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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