Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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