yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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