you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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