They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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