So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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