Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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