I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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