I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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