Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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