5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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