Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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