You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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