Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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