My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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