if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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