...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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