Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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