After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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