Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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