1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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