How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
As shirtless as possible
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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