if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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