I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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