come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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