operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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