thus making me awesome and them whores
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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