i don't like sucking hair
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Randomize
