i just made my gag reflex go away.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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