where am i from again
if only i could text you this smell
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
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