I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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