So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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