I hate all girls vehemently.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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