im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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