is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My bed smells like the plague
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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