Porn is love you can see.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
What happened?
New Orleans
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