I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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