he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Bang-toberfest begins!!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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