You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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